Sunday, September 14, 2014

That's what blackwater soldiers should be!


I mean, seriously - the terrorists would have constant erection; you can fight democracy, but you can not fight your own hard on. Mercenaries (2014) is a real example of a real bad film, telling us a story of four chicks kicking Brigitte Nielsen's ass. Once again Brigitte plays a bad mama who does some bad stuff and deserves to be spanked. Well, too bad for her, coz that movie government of the US is all about gettin chicks out of the slammer to save the world from danish amazons - especially those speaking with russian accent. It is Death list 4 this time, consisting of Quentin's favorite stunt muse, The Terminatrix, Vernita Green, and that Asian girl I don't know. I mean, Beatrix Kiddo would probably whack the four of them in a blink of an eye, but there's no Kiddo in the bad ole Eastern Europe - all they have over there is poor Brigitte, who also happens to be gay. Long story short - the president's daughter gets saved, the Eastern Europe gets once again happily destroyed, and the free world can yet again thrive on it's ashes.

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